“ I’m gonna be one of those weird old guys who brings my son down to the park and people will be like, ‘Is he the dad? Is he the grandad? Is he the grandad’s grandad? And oh my God, why is he pushing a traffic cone on the swing while his 5 year old little boy is in the mud crying? Is, is he taunting the little boy? No, he can’t even see the little boy. And now look, he’s actually taking the traffic cone, putting it in the minivan and driving away while the little boy cries and the traffic cone sits quitely and watches Finding Nemo on DVD.
Scrubs (via alexleefitz)
